Tanned Albert

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.

Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip

by zuggerpest October 15, 2018

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ALEX Alberto

Person with the biggest dick

Alex Alberto has a big dick

by Bony flake November 23, 2019

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Related Words

allergy • Allergy Season • aller • Allera • allerd • Allergetic • allergic • Allergyuk • allergy whore • Alleria

1. (noun) mamal, homosapian-sapian, 6' 3" tall, attractives to females, lives on a farm, hates children, drives a PT cruiser; likes to read.

Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly

Graham Brooks Alan Albery's clone

by Mysterious Q November 6, 2011

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ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)

The ISAA is a group of people who stalk a youtuber named flamingo. They have a discord server which is basically hell. ISAA is a secret organization. Congrats on finding the ISAA. They always find alberto and they will never cease. ISAA is another word for hell.

Chelsea: Join the ISAA or i will shoot u.
Orangasm: Join the ISAA or i will stab u. ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)

by orangasm February 2, 2020

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Alderik

Alderik is a fun-loving guy who doesn't always fall for the right girl.....Other than that he is AWESOME. He sOOper cute and smart {and in case you couldn't read Sooper it's super} He has it all.. He even feels like a teddy bear..All he needs now is hugs and kisses.... Give him a hug today! And if you ever get the chance to give him a kiss... KISS HIM!

And he is extremely attracted to Julia.. Well at the moment....

A: Holy Guac.. Who is that?
J: Thats Alderik... He's AWESOME!
A: Really.. I wish I knew him!
J: Yea. I know. He gave me a hug earlier and I felt like I was floating!
A: LUCKY!

by TEDDY BEAR HUGGER February 5, 2012

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