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I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.
To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.
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Ain't nah

Can you do my math homework?
Ain't nah, especially after you punched me in the face this morning.
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ain't make it home

"Then I heard JB ain't make it home (home)" - Kay Flock, Being Honest
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IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N

When somebody calls you A NAME and you are never referred to NAME.

Someone who did the opposite in a song due to their serious H0M0PH0BIA.

It's an ACTUARIAL CHANGE where not even N0B0DY IS INV0LVED.
Listen you have to realize 'that name you said, " IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N.

Listen I admit openly I INDULGE IN MY 0WN ANAT0MY RECTUM ST0REH0USE GRAVITATI0NAL 0UT 0F B0WEL SHIT RECLYCLING as the , I HATE T0 SING A S0NG , J0HN F0GERTY AND CCR you just really messed up , as it should have been sang as being proud of your KINKY H0M0SEXUALITY , as now listen up, "IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N, IT AIN'T ME , I'M THE. F0RTUNATE S0N".

Dynamically speaking, "AIN'T WAS A VIOLATI0N 0F GRAMNATCAL USAGE and when it came into vogue culture commonly said usage as you will see later is patently acceptable, as , "I NEED SCOTCH TAPE. S0 I CAN XER0X THIS (CRAP)PY PH0T0STATIC D0CUMENT and the problem is UPPER ALPHABET C0UNTRY IS SINGING , " IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N , and with that said , " ST0P SAYING , "you are going to have to "G00GLE IT" , would that be "MICHAEL KORS , as G00FLE AR0UND , which is a very small partial derivative of A C0MPLETE M0N0P0LY done the correct way.
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Ain't

Some random word that was made in the 90s mostly by the "hood" of America. It's supposed to replace "isn't" but with a more "cool" way. *Not official
Yo what's up dawg!

*You did the stuff I told you?
No I ain't doing shit man!
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This ain't my first rodeo

Used to tell someone this ain't the first time you've done something.
When you're planning a sneaky night away with a hot bird. And you tell her we should use a taxi to the hotel instead of using own car and she replies..."yeah taxi, good thinking"

This ain't my first rodeo bhaat
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my girly ain't come

her period didn't come
Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant
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