God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.

He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

Crumpit Abuse

When a friend or family member refuses you access to crumpits.
When you or any other person burns a Crumpit.
When you or any other person uses to little butter on crumpits.

"Where's the butter on this pal? Crumpit abuse that!"

by BroYoHo! October 12, 2017

book abuse

When you treat your books recklessly, or cause harm to a book without artistic/good intentions

You shouldn't throw that book, it's book abuse.

by iizdanerdest November 15, 2017

demestic abuse

Demestic abuse can be sexual, violent & verbal e.g. Demesic abuse is hard to prove as it happens behind closed doors and doesn't all ways show especially if it's mental abuse ( being controlling or not letting them out your sight or threading them or telling them they are ugly or usless e.g.) Physical abuse is a little more noticeable and a much harder thing to hide ( bruises and/or cuts on there body). Domestic abuse is a hard situation to talk about to someone but it's a very serious problem around the world.

Remember that there is always a way out of it & this a part of your life that can't be tolerated any long so contact someone or if you hear or see it call 101 (police) or many other websites and numbers (Demestic abuse helpline) to help you out a tough patch in your life and when wounds do heal you will feel re-born and happier.

Demestic abuse can happen in any gay, lesbian, transgender or straight relationship

Being male or female doesn't excuse them for there actions.

Get help & get better

Let's talk about it & understand it so we know where the line is drawn between a healthy relationship & demestic abuse.

Lee: I heard her hit him again last night

Carla: are you sure it wasn't just rough sex

Lee: I am seriously worried it might be demestic abuse I'm calling 101
Carla: okay you do what's best & feels right bae

by LetsTalkAboutIt June 7, 2016

Abused Monkey

When a transgender man (now girl) sucks dick while fucking someone, with his dick.
Feels amazing, but is counted as being homosexual.

Trans: I just tried Abused Monkey with my BF , it felt amazing.
BF: I loved it and i cummed.
Trans: I loved sucking him.
BF: And i loved how you rid me.

by Zenvia December 26, 2016

abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 5, 2017