absurding 

unreasonable, illogical, silly, joking(absurd combined with kidding)

Person1: Youre going to summer school
Person2: Are you absurding me, no way!

absurding by LeCapitainSmith November 6, 2011

absinthe 

An alcoholic beverage, normally about 55-80% alcohol. Also contains thujone, found in wormwood, which is believed to cause hallucinations. Thujone over the years has had no evidence of causing hallucinations, even at high doses. Absinthe also contains minute amounts of thujone, meaning you would probably die from alcohol poisoning before you would start to hallucinate from the thujone, if it did cause hallucinations.

Drunk Guy: "I'm so fucked up off of this absinthe, and I'm still not seeing shit."
Sober Guy: "-_- use google and you'll find out it is not a hallucinogen."

absinthe by i4ms3xi3r July 20, 2008

self-absorbed

A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.

(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"

self-absorbed by Laine Quillico July 23, 2004

abstemious

A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.

If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.

Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."

abstemious by Kerb December 8, 2004

Abstract Art 

Art with no defined meaning. Its purpose is to let the viewer interpret its meaning for him/herself. More often than not, abstract art is a collection of meaningless shapes and colors thrown onto a canvas. The intellectual art community, however, looks at this and calls the author a genius, promptly shelling out tons of money to buy a mess that could have been accidentally created by a two year old.

If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!

Abstract Art by Rodney Basil August 21, 2004

absolutly 

in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka

She loved him absolutly.

absolutly by t3hn00b January 8, 2009

abstinence 

Sex can wait, masterbate!

ATM= abstinence till marriage

abstinence by bob March 30, 2005