anus babies

A person who is either short and chode like, or a person who is extremly tall and gangly

Look at that kid! He's must've been an anus baby!! His mama must've crapped him out a lil' early there yo.

by poodle September 12, 2003

Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.

"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Mr anus

Fuck ass slutty whore who likes to take girls to the back room and steal there virginity

Damion is nothing but a mr anus

by Damo_BTW May 16, 2019

Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022

Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end

A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now

by Alch3myX June 1, 2021

Flamethrower Anus

When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.

"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"

by Winston Churchill December 4, 2021

fiery anus

It's where you have spicy food (Indian, Chinese etc.) and you do farts that are small in quantity and noise, but pack a real punch in terms of heat and smell. They are often preceded by abdominal cramps and are succeeded by a wave of warmth under the cover that is not dissimilar to a breeze in Majorca.

I went for noodles and the hot sauce has been repeating on me something fierce - I've been having fiery anus.

by Dr. Titz Magee October 14, 2016