anus babies

A person who is either short and chode like, or a person who is extremly tall and gangly

Look at that kid! He's must've been an anus baby!! His mama must've crapped him out a lil' early there yo.

by poodle September 12, 2003

Mr anus

Fuck ass slutty whore who likes to take girls to the back room and steal there virginity

Damion is nothing but a mr anus

by Damo_BTW May 16, 2019

Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.

"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

anus chaser

An anus chaser is a person who predominantly chases anuses whilst being addicted to anuses.

Till Lopper is such an anus chaser.

by Lennyw April 24, 2017

anus flowers

A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus

Bro, all that taco bell gave me a bouquet of anus flowers

by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017

anus icicles

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.

Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.

by josh reauz April 24, 2014

Anus ball

The largest ball of shit/anus.
This person is an anus that has been balled up.

Jimmy: haha you suck!
Bob: Don't be such an Anus Ball

by the silent cuntographer October 19, 2016