Alcoholic

A narcistic asshole, who never takes the blam only gives.

Wow you never stop drinking do you? You're a Alcoholic

by PePeHaNd'S November 29, 2019

alcohol enema

A male who takes alcohol via enema so it enters his system quicker

"Let's take a bofa together or an alcohol enemaand go get some frat girls, Hell yeah"!

by realterms101 October 1, 2018

flaming alcoholic

An alcoholic who is also in the closet.

"Did you hear Joeseph Heberer is a flaming alcoholic?"

by JuiceInTheOven May 19, 2018

Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.

Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.

by DamPam July 8, 2019

Alcohol

The HARAM shit most dads drink

Friend: yo bro do you want a glass of alcohol

Quran reading mega Muslim: ASTUGFURALLAH

by Jared the wanking pelican July 1, 2023

Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcohol

The liquid Gold that makes this S#!T life bearable.

Alcohol 🍾🍷- Noun, when a dumb ass asks? "How to look after your mental well-being in a crisis" Solution - Alcohol ~ Urban Dictionary.

by The Silicon Jaguar July 6, 2021