after school wack

The performance of masturbating after a school day; usually to relieve stress.

Jerry told Susan about his after school wack, so she decided to help him.

Susan loved a good after school wack.

by Pluvio December 10, 2015

After Hump Day

Thursday;

The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.

The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.

"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"

"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"

"Ohh yea! Sweet"

by ManSealSquid December 12, 2013

McChicken after a McDickin

To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!

Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin

by Tarzinator February 04, 2023

After Poop Skinny’s

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)

Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"

by CrystalMeth6969 December 28, 2011

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014

After Grog Bog

An Austrailian term for taking a big dump after a night of drinking.

Oi, hey mom, yeah college is great, I'm just having me after grog bog... how's grandma?

by Wiley H. November 06, 2011