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Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.
Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!
by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012
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taco bellin

by elizabizzle. May 15, 2006
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taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.
My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation
by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011
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Brillo Taco

The term used to describe a girl's vagina when it has extra coarse pubic hair, thus resembling a brillo filled taco.
"If I knew she had a Brillo Taco, I wouldn't have gone down on her!"
by Brillo Pride May 21, 2006
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mustard taco

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.
That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.
by Listerfiend May 20, 2018
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taco shave

The process of removing hair from the female pelvic region resulting in a fiery sensation of the beef curtains, taint and anus.
After prepping for her honeymoon, Marla had a wicked case of taco shave.
by Mike Honcho-Munson April 10, 2017
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Taco cuff

When you mold your hand into the shape of a taco shell and firmly grasp the male genitalia to make out what is supposed to look like a meat filled taco. Then pull down. Enjoy.
"My friend is so homo for taco cuffing me on my way to third period, now I cant sit straight"
by Tenderiser October 30, 2011
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