stephen choi

A weird orchestra loving Asian who loves to make naughty jokes. He is in all the smart kid classes, but is really dumb on the logical side. He tries to flirt with girls way out of his league, with no success. Nobody is his friend, but he still thinks that he has a bunch of friends and that he is cool

Girl: Who is that weird Asian kid?
Boy: Ugh, that's Stephen Choi, nobody likes him.

by StephenChoiIsDumb March 12, 2017

Stephen Michie

a deaf retarded emo kid with no friends

Guy:oh fuck off Stephen Michie

by Merkush Leh Kush January 31, 2018

Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper is the name assigned to the current Prime Minister, although it is only used by people that respect him. Decent Canadian folk call him Harpo or other names with Nazi origins. He used to be part of the Reform Party (even though he was born in Toronto) and is currently the leader of their Canada-wide subsidiary, the Conservative Party. People flirted with this evil and dangerous party in the 2006 and 2008, and Harpo used this time to start picking apart his worst enemy, the Canadian social safety net. In 2011, he committed an electoral fraud even greater than that of George W. Bush in 2000. Now, Harpo is the unquestionable and fearless Supreme Ruler of Canada, with 167 true blue (and green) Reformacon MPs doing as he says.

In case you actually wanted an unbiased definition...

Stephen Harper is a Toronto native that somehow turned into an angry Westerner. In 1993, he was elected as a backbench Reform MP and created the slogan "the West wants in". He left the Hill in 1997 to become head of the National Citizens' Coalition. In 2002 he headed the Canadian Alliance and merged it with the failing Progressive Conservative Party into the modern Conservative Party. He won elections in 2006, 2008, and 2011, winning a majority government in the latter.

Using lies, schemes, cons (no pun intended), deceptions, evasion, libel, slander, and tall tales, Stephen Harper has fearlessly led Canada through our worst years since the Mulroney days. RIP democracy 1867-1984, 1993-2006.

by 084536530569569 June 7, 2011

Stephen Harper

Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition in Canada's House of Commons. Member of the Privy Council. Economist. Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

Believes in equality for all Canadians. Believes that Canada deserves an accountable government.

Demand Better! Vote Conservative!

by pitz August 26, 2004

Stephen King

A fuck stick from the great state of Georgia who shares the name of the greatest writer ever! He is skilled in sending sexual texts to other peoples wifes while at the same time bad mouthing his own wife to anyone who will listen.

Hey baby whatcha doin' up so late? Are you on facebook chat with that asshole Stephen King again? That cucksucking bastard needs his ass whooped in a bad way.

by Anti-Asshole November 8, 2010

Stephen Amell

Stephen Amell is a very attractive Canadian who plays in the arrow. When he takes his shirt off everyone snaps a photo. Stephen Amell is the kind of person you want as your children’s father or as your best friend. He and Emily Bett Rickards should get together.

1: is that Stephen Amell?!?
2:yes!!
1: omg he is so hot!
2:him and Emily Bett Rickards would be such a good couple!

by Wacky One August 28, 2018

Stephen Smith

The most savage physics teacher and musical genius known to man. You can catch him spitting bars at coffee houses, galloping along the track, or crashing his dynamics carts with pleasure in room 305. Also, he is the only known human being to pronounce silent "h"s and be cool enough to get away with it. Loves Kool Moe Dee, USA lanyards, kinematic equations, exposing the AP exam, creating the most obscure scales known to man, riding his road bike, comparing west coast and east coast music, and naming random things to be happy about. Hates including Lou with Wilson and Buffa as an author of the physics textbook.

"Did you do the Stephen Smith homework last night?"

"No, I was too busy listening to his mixtape."

by The Senior Lot February 28, 2017