by YaDonSon December 4, 2021

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.
by Murphington July 7, 2023

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror
Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.
by CSteven May 20, 2021

by IAmTryingMyBest November 8, 2021

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.
by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023

"Did you that the Patriots are going to the super bowl this year?
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."
by PumpkinPieGirl January 29, 2017
