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patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.
I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.
by YaDonSon December 4, 2021
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The Patriot

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.
Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?
by Murphington July 7, 2023
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patriotize

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror
Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.
by CSteven May 20, 2021
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Patriots

over hyped football team only supported by winner pickers
guy: bro my team just lost a game like awfully

other guy: dude just support the patriots
by IAmTryingMyBest November 8, 2021
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Patriot

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.
by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020
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Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023
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Patriots

This team is the nastiest skank bitch in the NFL. Do not trust them. They are fugly sluts.
"Did you that the Patriots are going to the super bowl this year?
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."
by PumpkinPieGirl January 29, 2017
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