Damion Morgan

The hugest dick head in the world. Loves to cheat on his girlfriend and talk to other girls, most likely at home currently texting his 7 bitches. Plays every girl that slides in his inbox.
Damion: Hey baby💖
Me: Fuck you Damion Morgan you can go die.
by Damionuglyassmorgansex June 21, 2017
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Morgan Freeman'd

To dispense generic advice using a low and soothing voice.
I just gave him some generic advice in a low soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd him.
by Gt_sharon October 02, 2014
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Morgan's Tits

Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.
I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day
by D. E. Fensworth October 01, 2021
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joseph morgan

if Joseph Morgan was here right now I would fuck him so fuckin hard that he would never forget that it happened
oh my god it's joseph morgan I better get a condom and take my clothe off ASAP
by yesss daddyyyy January 03, 2022
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Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.
by tuck1s October 15, 2015
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Mallory Morgan

Mallory Morgan...not only my best friend, but the best most funny person you could ever meet. Loyal, brave, confident that is what makes up Mallory Morgan
Mallory Morgan is the GOAT
by Reakelley2589 February 24, 2019
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