Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

slurp or derp

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.

Does your girl slurp or derp?

by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017

Derp

Someone with low intelligence, or a stupid decision.

That guy is such a derp.

I just dun derped.

by Stgiga November 11, 2015

Derp

A person saying derp is completely random but as it means that the person is very weird to begin with.

Person1:Derp
Everyone else:shuffles away.

by TheKittyOfNight December 8, 2017

Derping

Acting like a clown, friendly chirp. Someone who is being a weirdo and hates having a good time.

Jackson, quit derping around and have a good time

by Theone3k1k October 9, 2021

Derp

The word derp is a word for everything and anything. It can be whatever word you want it to be. People may think your stupid but your just smart.

Hey britney look at that derp.
John i’m so sick of your derp.
Yooooo i’m so derped right now!!!

by xlr8 jr January 12, 2023

Derp

Someone who is an unintelligent asshole.

He/she is such a derp.

by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016