by Jacob6745 November 22, 2021
by Dickhead24 September 08, 2019
The best human alive. He knows how to treat a woman like no other, He has a taper haircut, the most beautiful brown eyes, diamond earrings, the PHATTEST juicy lips (and a fat bum) and a cute nose. He dresses better than anyone and he lives in a box that is always quite manly but for some reason feels like home. he always makes sure you and eat feeds you and cares for everyone. don't get me started on the d game. he's got cool friends even though he spends all weekends are the one he loves. He likes playing basketball, buying new clothes, shoes, bubble tea, food always, sleeping hella long and likes going on dates. Nobody hates him. he also has a pet named morris.
you heard of that man that is said to be a goldfish and has a taper haircut?
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal
by jesus'sjuul May 24, 2022
Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.
by BennTy August 26, 2020
A big sexy alpha male, makes all the women in a 30 metre vicinity queef and fall to their knees. Has a nob the size of a base ball bat. Will batter anyone who insults him. Overall a big sexy man
Callum is so fucking hot, he makes me so horny
by Big sexy calbo November 23, 2021
by P.A.P.P.I.E November 07, 2019