gesticular cancer

When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.

"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."

by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009

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Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

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pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.

"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."

by chellygel January 26, 2015

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Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass

"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"

by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015

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burn cancer

when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer

i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.

by SirVincent November 15, 2016

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cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018

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