Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog

Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”

by Cancer dog March 08, 2020

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Firework Cancer

When you develop firework cancer you shoot up into the sky then explode into chunks.

Peter:"Did you hear,Keith died"
Clementine:"Yeah he got Firework Cancer"

by GlenGibbs November 03, 2019

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colon cancer

Ass cancer

Bro Billy got colon cancer. What the hell is that. It’s cancer is the ass you shit

by Calamity’s Ruin August 15, 2021

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Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

by Greg Brichton November 28, 2012

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