Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!
by Pagina 69 September 30, 2017
Through AIM:
person 1: hay u wana cum over n play cod5
person 2: lol cum
person 1: nvm u cant anyway iz my gpas bday 2day
person 2: kk jw how old is he turning
person 1: 69
person 2: lol 69
person 1: hay u wana cum over n play cod5
person 2: lol cum
person 1: nvm u cant anyway iz my gpas bday 2day
person 2: kk jw how old is he turning
person 1: 69
person 2: lol 69
by InstantWinston November 20, 2008
When two police officers park their cruisers beside each other while facing opposite directions so that the driver's doors line-up and they can chat. Derived from the 1970s cop show Adam 12 and of course the act of 69-ing.
by George Migash April 13, 2006
A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.
DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.
A Trademark and Tradition of
Rusty & MalibuTarbie
DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.
A Trademark and Tradition of
Rusty & MalibuTarbie
"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"
"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."
*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"
"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."
*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"
by MalibuTarbie September 03, 2016
When you and another person hold the mesmerizing scent of a Yankee candle up to each others faces for an orgasmic experience.
Friend 1: “Aww dude you gotta smell this candle!”
Friend 2: “This one I got is awesome, let’s Yankee 69!!”
Friend 2: “This one I got is awesome, let’s Yankee 69!!”
by stonetelephone December 20, 2018
inceldom at its finest; laughing at the fact that people get 69 is crass, to say the least
smh
(an incel if, you don't know, is an involuntary celibate and the act of being it is called inceldom, but i call it incelibacy)
smh
(an incel if, you don't know, is an involuntary celibate and the act of being it is called inceldom, but i call it incelibacy)
by lerpes December 05, 2019
Mike: Hey let's 69 on our double date!
John: Dude wtf?
Mike: I can 69 your girlfriend and you 69 mine and we'll all 69 everybody!
John: Dude don't be a 69 Overuser.
John: Dude wtf?
Mike: I can 69 your girlfriend and you 69 mine and we'll all 69 everybody!
John: Dude don't be a 69 Overuser.
by realdoorkonbh August 07, 2012