Milf 69

M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969

Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!

by Pagina 69 September 29, 2017

lol 69

What anyone who hasn't completed middle school will say when they see the number "69".

Through AIM:

person 1: hay u wana cum over n play cod5
person 2: lol cum
person 1: nvm u cant anyway iz my gpas bday 2day
person 2: kk jw how old is he turning
person 1: 69
person 2: lol 69

by InstantWinston April 1, 2009

Adam 69

When two police officers park their cruisers beside each other while facing opposite directions so that the driver's doors line-up and they can chat. Derived from the 1970s cop show Adam 12 and of course the act of 69-ing.

"Slow up! Adam 69 in the parking lot over there."

by George Migash April 28, 2006

sideways 69

When you want to bring the steam to your bedroom game by preforming 69 with your partner, on your sides.

Girl 1: Omg I heard he was certified in sideways 69!

Girl 2: yeah he got his training from Vance octane!

Sup girl do u wanna sideways 69 tonight?

by Jenna_Taila May 11, 2020

The 69 Salad

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

by MalibuTarbie September 2, 2016

libslayer.69

Name of the girl who cancelled popular rapper "Lil Uzi Vert."

me: hey did you see libslayer.69s tiktok?

friend: yes shes so hot wtf
me: trueeeee

by user12909203930 March 9, 2021

Yankee 69

When you and another person hold the mesmerizing scent of a Yankee candle up to each others faces for an orgasmic experience.

Friend 1: “Aww dude you gotta smell this candle!”
Friend 2: “This one I got is awesome, let’s Yankee 69!!”

by stonetelephone December 20, 2018