Net subtract

Term for a person on a team or work environment who is so useless, the team would function better without them.

Did Jon get added to your team? That dude's a net subtract!

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

Outside the net

Well, that was outside the net.

-unsuccessful.
-didn't happen.
-didn't score.
-failure.
-outside the net.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain

This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.

by Teeth checker March 30, 2022

Net Idol

A kind of (typically kaigai) idol who is mainly online rather than doing live events or going to cons.

Wota 1: Hey, did you see that one net idol groups livestream yesterday?
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!

by shshshizuku November 27, 2020

Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.

Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"

by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012

Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.

"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger

by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025