Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).
(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
Specific:
Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"
Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"
General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"
Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"
Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"
General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"
Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013
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New Born Kitten 1: Hey New Born Kitten 2, what's the point of life?
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.
by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006
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The tuft of hair located in and around a man (or unfortunately sometimes a womans) ass hole. Often combed and/or pampered like a kitten.
by scrotumsuckler August 5, 2008
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That sexy girl was all ready for me to penetrate her in places she had never been penetrated before! What a sex kitten!
by cat attack xx July 26, 2005
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Get the Sexy Kitten mug.When you feel like talking in the third person, and you feel like using words not often used in common everyday language to express your feelings. Emo kitten does not like, it approves of. Emo kitten does not get confused, it can become perplexed. Emo kitten is not curious, it is inquisitive. And etc. etc. etc.
1.) Walk into a room where a group of people suddenly burst out laughing
Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."
2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*
Me: "Emo kitten approves." ^_^
Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."
2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*
Me: "Emo kitten approves." ^_^
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