Stocking the fridge

Term for when you are secretly having a circle jerk with a buddy but don’t want anyone to know

We went up to the party sweet and were stocking the fridge

by Dirt Cdn Yank April 10, 2019

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Get the Stocking the fridgemug.

a Nude fridge

A cold hearted stripper

Damn there’s a Nude fridge on the street

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

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Get the a Nude fridgemug.

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

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Get the always the fridge blocking the snacksmug.

Fridge

A robust and spectacular lizzo sized woman who is deadset on protecting her friends from meaningful relationships because she herself cant find one.

"Fridge protects the snacks"
"You wanna talk to her?! Give her 100$ broke little man"

by Patriachy June 13, 2025

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Get the Fridgemug.

hillbilly fridge

a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck

I didn't have any more room in my refrigerator, so I put the beers out in the hillbilly fridge.

by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015

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Get the hillbilly fridgemug.

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

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