The godliest drawing program. Something that you can use at school, work, your 7 year old cousin's birthday party, etc. It's better than photoshop!
by Spookycould March 31, 2021
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by bluefleminko March 12, 2020
Get the Painting the Bucket mug.To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by landshark aka old faithful October 18, 2008
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by Skirt McGirt January 6, 2010
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"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007
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by FingerXpress January 13, 2011
Get the Finger Paint mug.the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010
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