strategic friendship default 

Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.

Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"

Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."

Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."

strategic friendship default by taylork79 July 15, 2010

True Friendship 

Suffering for the happiness of those you care about most

True friendship= a close friend dating someone who is a complete jerk to you making your life stink. You suffering while you know you're close friend is happy.

True Friendship by lilnasty850 February 4, 2010

neutered friendship 

a form of friendship that is severely limited by one or both person's marital status, job title, etc.

Basically, it can only be so much.

I realized that my friendship with Joanna was going to have to be neutered when our boss told her husband about me.

Our neutered friendship is restricted to short chats between shifts.

neutered friendship by elantzb December 12, 2011

tainted friendship 

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

tainted friendship by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014

stay friendship day 

April 9 is the official day when i-stays and k-stays united and became friends with eachother, bonding together. stays all over the world became closer in stayville. this happened all on twitter in the year 2021, April 9th.

“hey you wanna be moots?” a k-stay to an i-stay.

“yeah sure”
today is april 9, happy stay friendship day!!

stay friendship day by aarygato April 9, 2021

strategic friendship default 

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now

strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend

strategic friendship default by giug78tig August 3, 2010

analyconditional friendship 

friendship which is not judged on the basis of what goes in or out of ones sphincter.

Tommy and I have an analyconditional friendship, so I have to stay friends with him despite his persistent diarrhea.

analyconditional friendship by la90046 July 13, 2010