German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.

Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

german mudslide

when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!

"Dude, i couldn't hold that shit anymore i just caused the biggest german mudslide ever!

by Nicholas the Great August 22, 2004

German Bulldozer

-when you shit on a girl's chest and then titty fuck her.

Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.

by Hose-b July 23, 2008

German Mudcake

After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."

After eating many taco bell i gave my bitch a german mudcake, just for kicks.

by RexIsDead November 28, 2007

German Fiddler

- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.

- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.

- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.

- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.

dude, i just gave that chick a german fiddler

by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011

Mr German

A teacher who doesn’t care about what people think and knows he is always right.

“Did you see the new teacher?”
“Yeah, he is such a Mr German!”

by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018

German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

by stonedonajax October 2, 2013