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Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.
She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.
by Anal Reign January 28, 2021
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Reverse Courtesy Flush

When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it
I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.
by LeafyGreens37 December 14, 2022
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rainbow flush

Urinate over a person's face while they give you oral sex.
The wife insisted we try a rainbow flush. It didn't end well.
by Johnson Gud June 3, 2018
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flushed the mouse

to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.
Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
by bluesteeler April 8, 2024
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Flush

v. To get an abortion.
Gina's preggers.

Shit, what you going to do?

Flush it, hopefully.
by Shuaman February 16, 2018
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flush the mouse

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.
by xSD-305x March 27, 2024
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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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