Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 5, 2023

Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023

Ken

A man with the biggest shlong around and will rail anyones mom when he gets the chance. This man has enough rizz to get anyone he desires.

Ken is hiding an absolute beast behind his zipper.
Turns gay chicks straight!

by Sussybocka June 16, 2023

Ken Meng

Ken Meng is a very loud, kind and helpful soul. If you ever encounter one, just know he's Asian. And can cook rice

Yo, did you see Ken Meng helping her???

by Fwlix March 6, 2023

Ken Wizenshit

Ken Wizenshit: When you go to the bathroom and are standing at the urinal taking a leak and something from down under hits you in the gut and you have to go number 2 immediately.

Whizzing in the urinal after a night of drinking and you go to fart but realize you should have really went to the stall. Ken Wizenshit

by Calecorn March 22, 2023

Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.

WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!

by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023

Ken

Ken is a great guy with a really long.... periscope. He likes to watch foxes and fold laundry. You would be lucky to know him because he is really a great guy who understands the value of family, is fun to be around and an excellent conversationalist. Homs has him leveled up and he likes to spoon. Lastly, if you ever get the chance, enjoy a Kencation before your time on earth is over.❤️

He ken spy on the fox or he ken swat fruit flies.

by Ronnymomo October 9, 2023