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Blowjob

To place a man's penis inside another person's (female or male's) mouth. Massaging the penis with the tongue, take the penis DEEP inside, balls deep, usually holding it there.
This was Aaron's first blowjob from another guy. 'Had always wondered what it was like, and now his friend Tom, decided to show him. After going down on him repeatedly, massaging his balls, then swirling his tongue around Aaron's heavy ball-sack, Aaron let go with a HUGE load. Tom slurped it up, swallowing every drop.

Aaron: OMG! NOW I know why they say DUDES give better head!

Tom: <wink> DAMN RIGHT! Mmmm. You tasted good, too!
by Irish8inches February 21, 2010
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Egyptian blowjob

A blowjob for huge dicks. The dick is held by both hands and gets topped of with a mouth, while the mouth is used to suck the huge dick the hands are there to assistance the mouth by moving back and forth.
I am sorry babe, but the only way this boy is gonna cum is by giving it an Egyptian blowjob.
by Harvardictonary April 14, 2021
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mastur blowjob

Masturbating in someones mouth while tip is inserted into mouth of another to increase pleasure.
She gave me a mastur blowjob, she blew me while I jacked off in her mouth it felt amazing
by ImKevin November 2, 2014
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Polish blowjob

Polish blowjob is when a girl has a guy pull his dick out of her ass and gives him a blowjob.
Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.

Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Blowjob Client

In client services, a client for whom you would bend over backwards, take a financial loss, or otherwise get on your knees for the sake of maintaining professional goodwill.

A client may obtain blowjob status for various reasons, including but not limited to:

- Agency's desire to keep a reputable brand name on the client roster
- Agency's need to fend off other agencies willing to give blowjobs
They want us to expand the scope of work.
- Do we have budget for that?
No, but they're a blowjob client, so we'll eat the extra cost.
by BananaCan May 28, 2012
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Micro-blowjob

A shallow fellatio involving physical contact between the giver’s lips and the tip of the receiver’s penis. Aka, lip to tip action.
Wow, Jessy’s so shy she only agreed to give me a micro-blowjob last night!
by Old_Wizard August 28, 2020
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Baghdad Blowjob

While receiving a blowjob you scream “Allahu Akbar” and throw sand into her eyes. Then immediately blow your load on her face.
That chick was so ugly, I had to give her the Baghdad Blowjob.
by The Vanilla Gorilla October 26, 2017
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