Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish

by Jacky boi man October 05, 2020

Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fed the Fish

When you are doing the dirty deed

Eric Fed the fish last night.

really dude that is sick!

by Tard Monkey May 11, 2020

pearl fishing

To stick your nose in someone else's business unwanted. Mimicking the behaviour of the pearl fish, who lives inside a sea cucumber's arse hole without permission. Coined by Daz Games on August 21st 2024.

"OMG BECKY, how I broke up with darren is none of your business. Stop pearl fishing!!"

by Nerdi_Princessxgx August 21, 2024

Tuna fished

When a guy covers his fingers with mayo and shoves it up a girl.

“Yo I meet this girl last night and she asked me to tuna fish her because she just got a large mayo container at the local club store, you know the one, and she wanted to put some to use. So I loaded up on mayo and tuna fished her.”

by Jmagic August 16, 2020