dick jerky

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

dick loogie

Dick Loogie is another term for cum shot aka Protein shot aka dick yogurt

She got on her knees and I shot my dick loogie all over her face.

by Chillmode May 10, 2006

bit the dick

to screw up a once in a lifetime chance

tom brady really bit the dick a the superbowl last night

or

honestly, chris is really biting the dick thinking that i didn't come up with this definition

by robert andrew January 11, 2009

Throw Dicks

When a group of men pull out their penises to determine who has the largest one.

Tom tried to say that he was more well endowed than I. I replied "Motherfucker, we can throw dicks right now, I don't give a fuck!"

by The Geek Ponders August 3, 2012

dicking out

To become a dick suddenly and for no apparent reason

My boss was really dicking out tonight, intimidating the staff and being an all-around jerk for no reason.

by krillkilla January 4, 2014

Dick Clicker

Someone that everyone bitches about when they leave the room.

She is such a dick clicker

by [emu] May 19, 2014

shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

by shish September 1, 2004