harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

by Max L. May 03, 2007

Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Terrible graphics + long and aggrivating gameplay = Zelda Ocarina of Time.

Best Zelda game ever. Pwns Zelda: The Wind Waker and Major's Mask

Nickname: Zelda: OOT

Dude, I just wacked it to Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

by bamalamaa January 11, 2007

Filipino Savings Time (FST)

(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.

Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.

by Andrei "CodeCalibre" June 19, 2010

This one time at band camp

A phrase (originally came from American Pie 2) used to start off the description of any random, usually kinky or otherwise appalling sexual act. Typically somehow connected with band, but can be entirely random, also.

"This one time at band camp, I sodomized a drumstick."

by Bob_Lenz April 10, 2008

Worst Movies Of All Time

Any movie with that fuckin talentless "J-lo" bitch in it.

Uh, do you need one?

by Ninjalo December 01, 2003

The mountains are pink it's time to drink

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!

Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

by puddykast January 25, 2016

Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.

Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.

by thevagman@yourcervix January 20, 2011