Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015
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Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.
When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.
by Razor1979 February 24, 2012
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Grilling The Meat

Preparing for a medium rare dish. Butter up the pan as you turn it on high and prepare to burn and blister your dick while you baste it.
I showed my boyfriend how grilling the meat works. After that we blew eachother off at the SAME TIME! Even our cum tasted smoky!
by raunchyraul March 28, 2022
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Meat Maniac

Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.
“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”

Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”
by Smhbussy July 02, 2022
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slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.
*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."
by uSathane April 14, 2019
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meat chugger

When you are getting a blowjob and your penis gets stuck in her braces and you nut in her mouth.
Your sister gave me a meat chugger and now my shlong has cuts.
by Chancellor Bennet April 09, 2016
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meat-rag

To become the meat-rag, you must sacrifice yourself for the greater good. No one wants to be the rag that wipes up the meat juice, but someone has to do it.
Alright, I'll be the meat-rag here.

He basically became the meat-rag for us.

Can you be the meat-rag?
by Prendergast 99 July 10, 2022
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