smeaty meat

A male with a small penis

Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!

by MoGo0114 March 15, 2014

Serving Meat

The male alternative version of serving cunt

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!

by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024

meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina

Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

Meat

A Penis

I'm going to beat my meat

by Redleader4044 March 21, 2019

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

by Buntselina December 26, 2020

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017