Zoomer Juice

Catch-all term for vapes, juuls, whatever your liquid nicotine of choice may be.

You're into the zoomer juice now? You know that stuff's just as addictive as regular cigarettes, right?

by Poggy Sodom Goys July 13, 2023

Juice Rat

People who scavenge airports terminals for electrical outlets to plug in their phones.

Damn, look at that juice rat checking every wall in the terminal looking for a place to plug in her charger...

by Big I July 8, 2014

Ejac juice

Ejac juice is the Sticky white stuff, sometimes known as, cum, sperm, jizz, or sticky white stuff.

Jimmy was masturbating when his ejac juice got on his phone.

by Sup foo 2 screw u May 12, 2021

Cow Juice

"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.

Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?

Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real

by Vxtico October 4, 2023

Juice

Cool,sick,dope

My dog pooped on my stupid stepdad's pillow

Friend: juice!?

by 420mclovin69 June 15, 2022

Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.

Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!

by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023

towel juice

After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.

I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.

by Squirting burt October 22, 2015