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December 7th

December 7th is national havedessert for breakfast day. So make yourself some nice cake or any other sweet you would like...
omg I cant believe that we eat dessert for breakfast today
I loveeee December 7th
by AymelioLOSEE7576 December 7, 2019
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December 12th

National punch anyone shorter than you day! If you have a short friend, or know anyone short, be sure to punch them on your way past them.
John: “hay jimmy”
*punches*
Jimmy: “why’d you just punch me?”
John: “it’s December 12th”
by Lame.weirdo.222 December 11, 2020
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December 19

Go a head and jump hug a boy/girl on December 19
by TheGreatestOFTim December 18, 2019
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December 21st

person who was born on December are not specifically good person.
person who was born on December 21st deserves the entire world.
if you don't like theses person, people in general are allowed to break your arms.
smone- i was born on December, way ?
you- but which day ?
smone - December 21st but whyyyyy
smone- i don't like y-

everyone who breath oxygen : *come over there and kick your s'ut's ass*
by srekcinscat October 16, 2019
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December 9

December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.
Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet
by Mayson Landry enthusiast December 8, 2021
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December 21st

December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.
1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95
by ACF Patiza December 19, 2020
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December 25th

I hate December 25th he does this every year
by RudeB11 December 25, 2021
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