Mondo Coolioso

Hawaiian for "major douchebag". Pronouced "cool-e-o-so".

Guy 1: John's a fucking tool.
Guy 2: Yeah he's a real Mondo Coolioso.

by Mondo Coolioso May 7, 2011

Appalachian Cooler

Any white wine mixed with Diet Mountain Dew and served in a plastic glass.

Those ladies down at the pool drinking Appalachian Coolers are so classy!

by Crabby Abbey May 3, 2014

water cooling

Peeing on someone's face when they're hot for your cock

Do you like water cooling gurrrl?

by yesyesyescum December 3, 2014

Irish Cooler

A paper bag

I put your two cold half pints of whiskey in that irish cooler.

by bruno gaboni September 16, 2016

creamy cooler

When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.

Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.

Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite

by VaginasAreGay November 15, 2017

Soup coolers

Bigger than average lips

"Man have you seen that new boy". “Yea he cute and all but he got some soup coolers”

by Mihoy_minoy May 21, 2018

Virtual Cooler

A place to virtually vent, gossip, and bitch about work when a person telecommutes.

Whoa.... did you hear today at the virtual cooler how asshole Joe got caught sleeping with the boss and fired!

by tipsfromthechicks May 24, 2018