Rock diverter

See mudflap. #squirrelgate

Behind my wheels there is a rock diverter to prevent stones being cast upon anothers vehicle.

by Jimi smitts August 17, 2018

Memory of a rock

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.

“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes

by anonymous April 3, 2023

La Rock

La Rock is the last name of about 2,487 people, deriving from French origins.
One of those people needs to name their baby boy Dwayne.

"Woah, look at what La Rock just pulled up in!"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

Rock Solid

A task or piece of work which is extremely hard.

'Hey bro have you done the math homework?'

'Nah man, I tried but it was rock solid'

by t-rectadactyl December 4, 2019

rock-pee

orginated from jimmy's/MrBeast's brain
The water that drips from the cave celing that is most detinitly not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that Is impossible.

The rock-pee is dripping on my hammock.

by goatz_YT August 17, 2024

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

I found a purple rock!

A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.

Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.

Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.

Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”

Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”

by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025