dumb as a box of rocks

See "dumb as a bag of rocks" ... my deceased dad used to use the term alot.
You're about as dumb as a box of rocks ... /duh!
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rock botherer

A rock climber, or someone who’s into ‘bouldering’. The more serious a rock botherer, the more they tend to bother it. They will stare at the rock wall, brush it, hang off it and usually leave blood, sweat and tears behind on it.
“Here come another tribe of holier-than-thou rock botherers. Just keep moving or they’ll heel hook your armpit and hang off your jugs.”
by irama April 17, 2018
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Steve Gorman Rocks

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations
He is now the host of Steve Gorman Rocks on Westwood One radio station affiliates and the morning-show co-host at KQRS-FM in Minneapolis.
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Steve Gorman Rocks

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations that involves your listeners with phone interaction and social media
On September 9, 2019, Steve Gorman Rocks began airing on select Westwood One radio affiliates
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Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
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Cherub Rock

One of my favourite rock songs ever, if not my favourite and it is from my favourite album of my favourite band (Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins).
Cherub Rock rocks
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Rock dog

To put it simple its another way to say a "boner" or "erection"
"Imagine buying a hinata body pillow just to get your Rock dog everyday."
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