Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

King Laban

King Laban is a King

Jere:“King Laban!“

by EGGJunge November 27, 2019

king tut

trisha paytas' 2020 meme in a sparkly king tut costume

"oh my god - you're so king tut core!"
"i love that fit - so king tut 2020!"

by pinki67 April 1, 2024

King

A King, normally a skinny, hilarious, gets a bunch of girls and would NEVER be a virgin. Anyone with the name KING will always be loved, he even has a 6 pack and will be successful in the NFL.

Aw that dude get's all the girls and is so fit, he's such a KING.

by Ryry2009 January 14, 2021

Chung King Syndrome

When a one time really good Asian Restaurant lowers their standard of offered fare to appeal to the tastes of the lowest common denominator. You can tell because you don't see ANY Asians eating there!

"We used to like going to Buddha Palace, but then they got 'Chung King Syndrome.'"

by Purkle Z November 26, 2021

King Bols

The Legendary Bridge King. Will never be seen without his 12 and a pack of boges. Loves himself a fat rip of the juul or any vapor devices.

King Bols crashed the party with just his 12 and a pack of boges.

by dat pussay May 6, 2018

King's Chalice

When a chick drinks the cum out of a dude condom after sex

"Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night?"

"Hell ya bruh she drank out of the King's Chalice"

by Goldieloxx March 27, 2021