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A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity
Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs
by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013
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hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
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Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.
I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right
by Andy the sim September 4, 2025
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No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
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Ailien Hands

Generative AI image of hands that contain non-human like features.
Check out the ailien hands on that hound dog.
by MrJangles1969 April 28, 2023
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Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy give both girls simultaneous hand jobs, and they squirt on both his hands at the same time
Last night was amazing! We had a threesome and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
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Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
by seanmft April 23, 2014
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