Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024

Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.

I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.

by Burleyfish November 11, 2025

Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner

Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

Meat pie

A pussy.

Example: don't put your tongue inside that meat pie... It's nasty

by Philibro October 4, 2017

meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.

hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.

by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013

Meat thug

In the great era of the corona virus the act of “ meat thugging”- scraping thou cock against the rough bark of a tree to polish art cocks tip

K-“Leo what are you doing up against that tree”

L-“Im meat thugging against this tree to polish the tip”

by Kess Piffington May 19, 2020

Meat ass

Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them

“ Hey can you meat ass me”

That means to make the persons poop come out of their ass in sex with your fist.

by Hey what’s your name September 6, 2022