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white boy simps

white boy simps, also known as wbsgc, a minecraft youtuber twitter groupchat well known for their philza minecraft block, and famous rumor, "baldnap"
"Have you heard of wbsgc?"
"You mean White boy simps?"
by endpearl December 2, 2020
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White Flag Pitching

Pitching that is so foreseeable and horrible, it's considered a surrender before the game even starts.
Considering the matchups in Toronto, I'll be happy as hell just take one of those games. One game is against Halladay, the other we have the white flag pitching.

Does Brian Cashman really think White Flag Pitching is an effective strategy to get the Yankees to the post season?
by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009
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Professional White Woman

A female social media influencer who has seemingly endless financial resources despite having no discernable skills or qualities other than being attractive.

Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.

Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.

Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Jeremiah: "Whatever happened to Hanna from high school?"
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
by J. Gyll June 4, 2021
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Holy White Man!

A classic Australian colloquialism used primarily by Australia's older order, namely Jeff. When uttered, this word strikes fear in the hearts of young beta males who fail to understand simple concepts.
Jeff: What did you get for the answer for 1-e^-t/rc?
Student: haha 69
Jeff: Holy White Man!
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Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.
Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.
by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017
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plain white wrapper

An unmarked police car with a radar gun. Also known as a Hemorrhoid with a Polaroid, or Kojack with a Kodak.
"Careful on your way in to town, there is a plain white wrapper sitting beside the road checking speeds"
by Meatman128 October 1, 2013
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White claw lesbian

The type of girl (typically in a sorority) to drink half a white claw and have sex with a sorority sister and wake up in the morning and never speak of the night again in fear of rejection.
Dude I think amber fucked tammylin last night at that party. Tammylin told me amber ghosted her after they woke up in bed together. I think they’re white claw lesbians
by Kindergore April 14, 2021
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