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Douche

“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
What’s up?”
by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021
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Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .
Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy
by anonymous December 18, 2021
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Douche

by Gog huk December 31, 2021
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Douche

That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND
by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022
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Douchebag

Someone with a common name and last name. Preferably Smith
Lol that dudes last name is smith, what a douchebag
by RealDude27 January 7, 2022
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Douche-canoe

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
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Douchebag

A human being (whether it be male or female) That not only acts very arrogant in social situations, but usually has a very low amount of intelligence as well to go with the way they act. They are psychologically usually convinced they are the smartest, best looking and Superior as compared to other people. If you insult one, they usually try their best to get into fight with you, or they try to turn the situation to make you look like you're the one in the wrong. Have a very hard time keeping employment to some degree because of inability to work with other people.

The kind of girl/guy that goes to the bar and we'll buy a drink for somebody else but in the end will become a completely different person once you don't give into their demands. Possibly in the same night . Most douchebags don't think too far ahead. They don't like people who are not like them.....

Maybe I should have put this as a different definition. A good example of douchebags in general, and a simple way to put it, would be that they are primarily concerned with trying to have sex with every girl that they come in contact with or think girls owe them something or unyieldingly think everyone knows them something constantly.
"oh wow dude you're a douchebag"
by Not to educated February 9, 2022
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