Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.

Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019

Brown rub down

The act of smearing poop on someone or something.

Shut up woman before I give yo the brown rub down

by Tree aka travis May 16, 2023

Brown Lips Bret

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

by brown lips January 15, 2008

brown slush banana

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.

Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.

by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018

E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022

Dirty Brown Water

A southern term for white trash.

Angels kids have turned out to be nothing more than dirty brown water.

by bigwhitecockerspaniel November 6, 2018

brown striped sweater

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.

Wow, cool brown striped sweater, did you get that at a thrift store

by Big Johnsen May 8, 2014