on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

go disgrace god

Means that you masturbated

"Hey, I got bricked up so I'm gonna go disgrace god rq, brb."

"Bro, we're in the middle of a game."

by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024

The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.

The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.

by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019

God

The Higher being that needs to save UrbanDictionary

god needs to save this place

by Gerpsy November 24, 2021

God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020

God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.

The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion

by America is the bad place July 12, 2025

God Mode

Something a scrub or noob gamer uses to become invincible.

Did you god mode? says Anakin. Yes I did because I am a scrub. It is fair right.

by Shoe 456 May 18, 2020