happy tapioca 

to be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. (as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship")

from Scooby Doo
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!

happy tapioca by lifeg0eson666 October 22, 2010

tauro-scatology 

This term is a synonym for bullshit.

Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

tauro-scatology by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Take a plane ride. 

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.

JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high

Take a plane ride. by RYMANtheFRYMAN May 6, 2011

Tardigrade 

Water-dwelling micro-animal with eight legs.
Quite possibly the toughest animal in nature.

1: Tardigrades can survive 10 years without drinking water.
2: Tardigrades can survive in outer space.

Tardigrade by Redtail September 11, 2014

taylurking 

Taylurking is when Taylor Swift stalks her fans on social media.

I totally caught Taylor taylurking on twitter yesterday!

taylurking by stanloonanct May 6, 2015

Talk slut 

Someone in a public forum, namely TV or radio, that repeatedly sneaks in names of companies or products in order to get free advertising for the company. This especially happens when the person is a fan boy/girl or receives deep discounts for the products.

Rover: I just don't understand why any girl would get a breast reduction unless they had serious back problems...

Duji: And when they choose to get consultation they should call Dr. Goldschmidt at 1-800-793-23...

Chocolate Charlie: hits sound bed button "TALK SLUT!"

Talk slut by Kissel Krooner March 24, 2017

take a donald 

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.

Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.

take a donald by Zippyltn June 3, 2017