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john workman

A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.
yo,”do you know john workman, he fucked hender on his green couch
by chickenhender100202 June 28, 2019
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Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!
by Ilbeity October 13, 2023
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johnned

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.
I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.
by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025
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John Schellar

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.
Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"
by Temp Mail April 4, 2025
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John

John is a goat did. MonkaS pog champathan smalls
John is so ponka lonka sonka monka goat champ did m8
by Nichange November 22, 2021
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John Cree

A mythical man, commonly sighted in the halls of the Grange academy technical department reciting the FEEDSCAM analysis.

John is a prestigious man, although his almost legendary reputation has brought on many assassination attempts including Cammy G’s notorious attempt to neutralise John Via the brick through window technique
Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Cree, all heroic men whom gave all for country and their people.
by Sir John Cree December 10, 2019
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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