Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021

Douche Caboose

The brother of the girl you with.

Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?

by Ajudichop April 24, 2021

Douchebag

Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.

Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.

by Anxietypuke May 10, 2021

Douche Canoe

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021

Dochary

This name is what happens when you can't find a long version of the nickname Doc, because people that you know started calling you that and now it's stuck to you, you like it too much to get rid of it. Also, you kind of wanted to change your name to Zachary, but didn't like the name for some reason, so you decided to spice it up a bit.

Consider this, Dochary rhymes with fuckery!

Dochary is up to some fuckery.

by Dochary June 25, 2021

douche nugget

The nugget of built up nasty stuff that comes out when a woman who doesn't take care of herself, is part rotting inside, and may have std's when she douches.

I was gonna do that girl that I went home with from the club, but when I used her bathroom, her toilet had douche nuggets in it.

by guenhy May 28, 2021