Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.
When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.
Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.
Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”
Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024
Get the 70 percent rule mug.Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024
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Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
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Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
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by DH111 June 25, 2024
Get the DH111's Rule 17b mug.A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.
Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble
Tasha: I know, it's hard work
Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage
Tasha: Agreed
Tasha: I know, it's hard work
Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage
Tasha: Agreed
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Bro: Yo bro, what you doing?
You: Learning dawg, so fucking boring
Bro: Well remember the 90/20 rule.
You: What's that?
Bro: 90 minutes of work, 20 hours of jerking off.
90/20 rule can be used on anything.
Bro: Yo bro, what you doing?
You: Learning dawg, so fucking boring
Bro: Well remember the 90/20 rule.
You: What's that?
Bro: 90 minutes of work, 20 hours of jerking off.
90/20 rule can be used on anything.
by zuot December 26, 2024
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by Semaj55 January 17, 2025
Get the Girl 10% Rule mug.If you ask the top people for their opinions first, you won’t get effective advice from the people below them.
A group of people can be asked to make a decision and will march off in a direction they never would have taken by themselves.
When doctors are preparing to perform brain surgery on your wife, pull the top surgeons and physicians into a breakroom with residents and other medical staff and ask the people on the lowest rungs of the profession for their opinions on the surgery first.
Source: Astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of former Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, in 2014 at the annual Visitor Industry Luncheon at the Sioux Falls Convention Center
“I learned you do not want to ask the space shuttle commander, the flight director, the chief engineer or program manager his opinion first. If you do, you don’t get effective advice from the people below them.”
A group of people can be asked to make a decision and will march off in a direction they never would have taken by themselves.
When doctors are preparing to perform brain surgery on your wife, pull the top surgeons and physicians into a breakroom with residents and other medical staff and ask the people on the lowest rungs of the profession for their opinions on the surgery first.
Source: Astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of former Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, in 2014 at the annual Visitor Industry Luncheon at the Sioux Falls Convention Center
“I learned you do not want to ask the space shuttle commander, the flight director, the chief engineer or program manager his opinion first. If you do, you don’t get effective advice from the people below them.”
At Los Alamos, visitors Niels Bohr and brother Harald obeyed Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry by running their ideas on the current work by Richard Feynman before asking anyone higher up.
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