hand houdini

A hand job

she gave me some hand houdini

by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018

slave hands

When you have no grinder so you have to rip of your nugs with your hands.

John: Hey man do you have a grinder?
Jimbo: Nah man you’re gonna have to use slave hands

by ThePiggyWiggly August 7, 2022

Cat Hands

People who can't touch anything hot, who are extra sensitive to hot things. (A phrase used in Japan, as far as I know).

Foe example, when someone can't hold a hot cup of tea without a tissue (or something else to cover the cup) and usually waits till it cools down, one can use this phase "so-and-so person has cat hands".

by Theiaa July 22, 2022

Double-Hand Grandslam

when you use two hands and hit it hard.

Jim: "Hey bill show me a Double-Hand Grandslam"
Bill: *uses two hands and hits it hard*
Jim: "Thanks"

by Velcroeater202 March 19, 2018

Hand frank

Having a wank while hiding in someone’s attic, the neighbours report you to the police who remove you and take you away for processing and possible punishment by exposure to a room full of potent flatuance

Did you hear Kai got caught having a hand frank?

by Kai J June 11, 2025

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors

I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.

by Edward, Alexandre & Clayton May 5, 2017