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King Jellybean

The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).

Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"

John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner July 4, 2020
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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022
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Rat King

A rat king is also known as the male human species with the name Austin Aplas. This species also has a rat queen girlfriend names Isabella
by KT Vezza July 28, 2024
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THC King

Roberto, a noble yet humble God, strong, and followed by others beneath him. He is entertained with the mortals that try to claim his crown.
Roberto is the THC King, we all know that, but what is sad is their will be no other!
by DrifterXL September 12, 2022
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Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021
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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
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Evelyn champagne king

an 80s artist who was mad-
person 1 : oh you make my love come down!
person 2 : Evelyn champagne king?
person 1 : uhmmmm-
by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021
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