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A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
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Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savages territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
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