left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019

Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 23, 2013

Hand Demon

The Demon which makomo and sabito did to in demon slayer aka kimetsu no yaiba,got slaughtered by tanjiro tho.

hey whats that demon called?
oh its the hand demon
is he still alive?
nope,he got slaughtered by tanjiro kamado

by kimetsuhub May 25, 2023

Hand Dam

When you cum inside a girl and after you pull out she uses her hand to hold the cum inside her from getting on the sheets

This Hand Dam isn't going to hold forever! Get the towel!

by shabam37 March 17, 2021

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

Rock Hands

People who do this are hot.
They have the ability to take ur man effortlessly.
They are also the best people to be around.

Ur hot, u definitely do rock hands in pictures

by Jimmy3207 September 20, 2022