Bare-knuckle hand-pull

A specialty service provided by many Korean massage parlors

“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”

by Lopsin June 22, 2024

Izzy Hands

The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.

He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-

Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.

My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."

Me: "Hush."

(This was a real interaction btw)

by Eros_Avalon October 29, 2023

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.

Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.

by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

sticky hand

when you ejaculate into your own or someone else's hand and then use it as lube

Dude, Ricardo gave me a sticky hand last night, it was everywhere

by __nips__ April 19, 2021

Hands

Knows how to fight.

Did you see that fight? John has hands

by DownSouthSlang February 14, 2022