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Thought You Had a Friend

A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would reach out and act like you giving them a high five or genuine handshake but pull back and laughing at their expense.
First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his expense)
by bbrooka April 8, 2018
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post coital friend request

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.
After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.
by Achtung Spitfire June 12, 2011
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all my friends are dead

A line from the popular song - XO Tour Llif3
Lil Uzi Vert: All my friends are dead, push me to the edge
by !@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}ASDFGH October 13, 2018
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More friends than Tom

A sarcastic way of saying that somebody is extremely popular on MySpace and/or in reality. A reference to the fact that MySpace founder Tom Anderson is automatically added as everyone's friend.
Have you seen Dane Cook's MySpace page? The guy has more friends than Tom!
by Tyler F. Norman April 29, 2008
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put your friends first

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.
hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?
by noxid, nivla May 8, 2006
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Secrets Don't Make Friends

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.
Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...
by XBandaidgesX June 10, 2011
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Ur friend Harris a terrorist

Even worst than ur niece is obese or ur granny tranny
Fred:Ur friend harris a terrorist
God:DIES
by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018
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