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upper cut fart

Upper Cut Fart- When a person walks up to you with a fart trailing in behind, like an upper cut to the chin!
Damn bro, this customer just threw an upper cut fart at me!
by DeserTynker September 15, 2019
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Q-tip farts

1. The act of Farting on a Q-tip, and examining it for poop
2. Putting a Q-Tip half way up your butt, and then then farting it out into your girl friends orafaces
1. Sheryls Q-tip farts told her that she needs more fiber in her diet.
2. Dear Diary, my girl and I tried Q-tip farts, and she farted it in mine, haven't seen it in 3 days...
by sharpcheduh July 3, 2014
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stove pipe fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart travels out the butthole, and up the buttcrack, and makes a sound at the top.
The only path my fart could take was up the stove pipe fart.
by Thekeegster November 20, 2020
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cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.
That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.
by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017
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poopy shit fart

when someone calls you a "diarrhea emoji" on Twitch you reply by calling them a poopy shit fart.
Person 1 in chat: "hey diarrhea emoji."
Twitch streamer: "what up you poopy shit fart"
by hottdog November 19, 2021
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Muddy duck fart

A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.
That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.
by Moors1981 May 23, 2018
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wet pussy fart

A term used to describe James Cassells from Asking Alexandria used by the rest of the band.
*sign with 'wet pussy fart vv' wrote on*

Ben: yeah that's where we sit James
by Bitchesbitemydick July 10, 2014
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